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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Eanwulf » Wed Oct 07, 2009 8:18 am

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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Grimbold » Wed Nov 04, 2009 7:22 pm

Warhammer RPG:
Franz, the Zealot (played by MV as a semi-NPC), is in the tavern upstairs taking a bath. A maid is trying to steal the jewels he is carrying after he fell asleep. He wakes up and hollers:
"The divine curse your thieving soul!!!", Franz bellows outloud as his eyes open and catch the maid rumaging through his things. "Why if I could move I would see that justice was brought to you in the form of flayed flesh!!!".

Some of the party, drinking downstairs in the tavern, hear him...

(Gotwin=3rdI)
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Gotwin glances upwards on hearing Franz's hollering. He shrugs at the Innkeeper with an expressionless face.

"He's always like that. Somebody probably stole the soap."

And with that he tears a rough chunk of bread from his crust and dunks it into the stew, trying to recall an old story his mother once told him about the folly of man who built his house on a swamp. Or was it sand?

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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Wayloss » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:30 pm

From Shackled City - Chapter 1 Life's Bazzar Page 1 Post 2:
Glamedon the Elf returning from a fruitless journey in a drizzling rain.

"Why me? Why must it always be me? Look at me here, soaking wet and my hair is probably ruined, too. Why me? Poor Glamedon, out here in the rain." He takes a few seconds to adjust his scarf and goes on moaning.

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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Eanwulf » Wed Nov 04, 2009 11:43 pm

Wayloss forgot to add the most important fact about Glamedon the Elf - he is a RANGER!
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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by EvilMonkey » Fri Jan 22, 2010 6:18 pm

Quotee: Paradoxa
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Setting: Discussing Merits in a post apocalyptic/military WoD game(Namely striking looks)

"Lol... that, again, reminds me of a quote from said larp... "It's called a uniform because people look uniformly ugly in it!"
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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Vardaen » Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:01 am

TetNak as Benmarrow in Eberron: MotLW

Benmarrow doesn't even remember what the money Nirus is giving him is for, so he does not take it, he is not a thief.

"So, are we going to get some whores?" he asks Val and Tin Man, or anyone else that will listen to him.

OOC: I thought this was great, he won't steal from you but he'll sleep with your sister for money!
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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Vardaen » Thu Jun 03, 2010 10:02 pm

pygmaelion talking about character generation in Kingmaker.

"Anyone can send a barbarian to slay a beast, but it takes a gnome to start a petting zoo!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring

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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Donan » Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:35 pm

Pygmaelion as VuVuZel in Star Wars: A Prelude to Hope, insulting an Imperial custom's officer, it's perhaps a good thing no one can understand.

I know this isn't exactly a quote, but I thought it deserved a mention.

VuVuZel lets out a white hot thread of Gand cussing that fills the air with the sounds of punch drunk hornets at the Customs functionary. His blistering commentary covers the gambit from the paternal lineage of the two legged endoskeletal numbskull's mammalian gland obsession, to the inefficacy of his mother in the ability to procure a mate that was not straight off a Gammorean feedlot for the indigent. The entire rant crescendos with a really scalding bit insinuating that he had spent time in Mandalorian prison but only ever saw his cellmate's pillows.

Sadly, Even with Alvin's look of concerned warning, VuVu is certain that not a soul understood what was being said.

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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by Vardaen » Mon Nov 15, 2010 11:11 pm

Solaira to the group when the hall way in the spaceship they are in in WH40K Dark Heresy is blocked by hot popping eletrical wires.
"Dammit! I am so allergic to electricution..." Solaria says over her shoulder to Xanthia. She steps to the side and lets the other check it out and thinks for a moment.
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Re: Notable Quotes

Post by EvilMonkey » Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:24 am

Player: Me
Character: Ivan Snegvolk
Setting: walking through a casino speaking with his alpha

"Why did you choose this place for an impromptu meeting? It reeks of desperation and failure." He stops to take a quick sniff, suddenly a look of pure disgust crosses his scarred face; "Not to mention the Depends of the old hags hoping to get rich at the nickel slots."
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