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Post by Vardaen » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:37 pm

This thread idea was given by Geist in the Eberron OOC area. I thought it would be a nice idea to add it to the General RPG and get everyone in on the fun. Post any funny or notable quotes from the various IC games you are playing in here, or ones that you aren't playing in but enjoyed anyhow.


Orginally Posted By Geist:

Game: Eberron - Memories of The Last War, Chapter 1
Player/Character: Vardaen/DM
Quote: "It rains like changlings and shifters..."

Game: Eberron - Memories of the Last War, Chapter 1
Player/Character: Vardaen/DM NPC
Quote: "... this shit will put hair on the chest of a Warforged."
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"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring

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Post by Vardaen » Sat Jul 23, 2005 5:39 pm

Game: Eberron - Memories of the Last War, Chapter 1, Benmarrow's Solo
Player/Character: TetNak/Benmarrow
Quote: "Hows the baby?" in reference to the parasite growing in Savyna's belly.
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring

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Post by AramilWindwalker » Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:51 pm

Wait! That's a parasite?!? Damn you Vardaen

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Post by Geist » Sat Jul 23, 2005 9:48 pm

:lol:

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Post by Wayloss » Sun Jul 24, 2005 4:15 am

Game: Eberron - Memories of the Last War, Chapter 1, Giest's Solo
Player/Character: Giest/TheWall
Quote: "Need monkey... What you plain sight? ... Gluk unndundle! Fumpy paylay hubbub. Hubba Hubba. Lugnuts blah blah blah. Take a letter! No ... No... No memories! Talk talk! ... ... Come to find Through Here! ... How are I? Big grey BOOM!"

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Post by TetNak » Sun Jul 31, 2005 9:18 pm

Game: Equinox: Chapter 1 - Trials and Tribulations
Player/Character: Fencer/Allerian

"As for you, Dimble Dimwit -- don't ever speak to me of proper conduct again, at least not until you are out of the habit of knocking your own shipmate unconscious right in the presence of an enemy!!! Ever since you got to Shei-Salom, we've had to carry you, physically and otherwise -- forgiving your childish pranks, listening to your ever wilder lies, pitching your tents, cleaning up after your bumbling in battle. If you improve tremendously, you will merely be useless.

- Dimble! I feel so sorry for you!
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Post by Vardaen » Tue Aug 02, 2005 2:52 pm

"Lies! Dimble is an honest little gnome! Lies?! Lies?!" * Insert Pouting Here*
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Post by Vardaen » Thu Aug 04, 2005 9:58 pm

Game: Mahasarpa: Chaper 3 - The Deva's Breath Upon the Loom

Player/Character: Kakita_Gokumoro/Rhokti & TetNak/Shamad

Not paying attention to anything but the horrid skull, Rhokti yelps in surprise as his hand is struck. Quickly withdrawing it and holding it closely to his chest, he gives a hurt expression towawrds Shamad

"I'm sorry... but gaze upon it... it, well, glooooowsss..."

His gnat-like attention once more is drawn into the skull's obscene architecture. However, his aching hand reminds him that someone who didn't spend the night trying to keep insects out of his skull knows the danger present here better than he.

"What do you suppose it tastes like?"

"Like dirt," Shamad says, "And dirt does not taste good."

The man rolls his eyes as he has to now play babysitter to one of his friends, though he says nothing, hoping the creature's intellect returns, and returns soon.

"Rhotki," starts Shamad, "Why do you not go stand by Kalyani, back there, maybe give her some company and protect her."

Tearing his attention away from the skull, Rhokti regards Shamad for a short time, looking as if he is weighing his options and taking his friend's suggestion under advisement, which would be a true assesment for the first second, before thoughts about skull-shapped friuts and laughing vines invade his thoughts.

Not wishing to appear more foolish than he suspects he has made himself to be, or perhaps not... these are such confusing times.

"I believe you are correct, my friend... dirt does not taste good. And your other idea was good too."

Taking a moment to look back upon the skull a final time, the confused monkey-man steps backward towards the bulk of the party, tripping over his tail before turning around and loping towards Kalyani.
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Post by Kakita_Gokumoro » Fri Aug 05, 2005 9:14 pm

If one really wanted to, they could fill this thread with Rhokti quotes and actions... such a silly monkey he be.

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Post by TetNak » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:55 pm

Game: Planescape

Character/Player: Vinh/Pyran

Vinh lifts his head and sniffs the air, "Whew, he smells like he's been buried ..."
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- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name

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