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by ManWithDoor » Tue Nov 21, 2023 12:42 am
The highway is 20 feet wide, and 100 feet above the swamp. In the fog it isn't possible to determine north, but regardless the direction of the failing balloon was clear. Traveling in that direction along the highway, eventually a large fallen section is reached and descent to the swamp is needed. Here the support pillar is full of handholds and footholds, along with large, colorful shelf mushrooms dotted along its length. Taking their time, they are able to descend safely with needing any special training or equipment.
Upon reaching the swamp, they have descended into the thick fog layered across the face of the land. Sloshing forward through the water a giant crane previously hidden by the fog emerges and takes flight. It doesn't appear to be a threat despite its size, it just flies off in a random direction.
Sticky mud squelches beneath your feet. Tangled mangroves grow out of pools of rippling water, half hidden by the thick fog, and purple mushrooms cling to rotting logs and stumps scattered throughout the marsh. Crickets that glow like fireflies chirp serenely before they're snatched out of the air by the tongues of hungry frogs.
Coming from one direction are several voices joined in a marching song. The singing grows louder as six bipedal rabbits, harengon just like Jack, wearing clothing emerge from the fog. Two of them tug at the reins of a giant snail, and the others carry clubs and slings.
With stick sand stones, we'll break your nose;
We'll beat you blind and steal your clothes.
But none among us can compare
To one wily, swift, and stand-up hare -
Scarf that's glorious, thief notorious,
His deeds are truly meritorious!
With a wink and a grin, he'll show his cunning;
A flash of his scarf, he'll take off running.
Quick as a bolt, his long scarf trailing,
Gasping, grasping, you'll end up flailing.
You'll pout, you'll moan, you'll huff, you'll sneer;
Thanks to Agdon Longscarf, brigand prince of Prismeer!
Getting close enough to see clearly, you see four of the brigands have their weapons drawn but lazily leaning against their shoulders, and the other two browbeat their pack animal, the giant snail.
Rule Number 12: "A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head."