The princess and the pauper
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...suddenly the pizza that they had ordered arrived. "Hmmm 30 minutes or less, guess its true." Gimp looked at his watch, handed the driver the 25$ for the small pizza and bottle of Coke(tm). "Lets eat!" The fighting was over, all the bad feelings had washed away and everyone say down for some well deserved dinner. Just as they were about to take their first bite...
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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... when one of the monkies defecated on the pizza. Outraged, the Gimp cast a spell, "We are leaving again!" Suddenly the pauper and the Gimp disappeared and reappeared, several miles away in the Crystal Palace of Beer. Happy, the Gimp said ...
"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies."
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
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..."I'm going for a swim!" And with that the Gimp launched himself into air, summersalting four and a half time before landing, slash* in a vat of dark honey brown ale. As he swam around, drinking is fill he looks up at the sky light, and outside, in the couds over head he could see...
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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... the beer Dragon of Pain! The Beer dragon did not like others in his beer. So the beer dragon ...
"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies."
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
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... shouted. "Hey! You! Get outta my beer!" A little dance number followed this bad, bad parody of a completely random song. The dance and parody caused those within the beer to...
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