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Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:34 pm
by arnon
...a Cabbana girl and a glass of pina colada. The girl didn't really want to be there, but Mr. pina colada can be very presuasive when he wants to, so they packed themselves in a package the size of a shoebox and sent themselves after the our nice (not so) little serves.
Our cute (not so) server did not have clue about that at all, as he was having troubles of his own in the form of a...
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:57 pm
by TetNak
... hard drive disfunction. He took all the pills. Levitra, Viagra, Cealous, but nothing seemed to work. He was broken, that is until ....
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:11 pm
by Vardaen
...the truck he was traveling on hit a moose. The accident caused our (not so) little server to be catapulted into the air and launched over the Canadian/US border landing square in the middle of...
Posted: Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:32 pm
by Joni
South tonawanda. Were an unfortunate turn of events put it headed west on the thruway. The driver was merrily driving along oblivious to the wrongness of the direction until...
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 12:15 pm
by arnon
...he started thinking. This is a crucuial and sad moment in the life of any postal worker "What the heck am I to do in south tonowanda?"
Our impotent (just a bit so) little server was having a very similar thought but yet very different "What the heck...
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 4:31 pm
by Brennor
"... no, no... Where the heck are these guys taking me?!?!"
Our (not so) little server tried to push its way towards the back of the truck, trying to at least head in the right direction.
It bumped into another box, one that also wasn't tied down, knocking it over, splitting the container and spilling of the precious little...
Posted: Fri Dec 17, 2004 5:00 pm
by Vardaen
...individually wrapped Figgy Pudden contrainers. The small pudden (not pudding) cups started to jump around singing charming holiday songs in high pitched voices before one by one they...
Re: Server Guy
Posted: Mon Dec 20, 2004 1:08 am
by arnon
...started singing a seranade to Chevy Chase. Now this was to much for the very excited (with much reason) little server.
He banged himself hard against the door (until he started seeing little windows(tm) signs) and finally got it open only to see the most stupifieng and breathtaking sight he ever saw...
Re: Server Guy
Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:48 pm
by Kilroy
... which was that the delivery truck he was on wasn't actually driving. They were on a ferry headed out to sea!! The little server looked at the travel log posted nearby and saw that their destination was...