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Post by Amaris » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:49 pm

Comic Eugene Mirman has a great skit about obvious things that are said and sound well, just plain stupid.
He goes on to make up some of his own, my favorite of which is:

"Try not to wake up on fire!"

Anyone got any obvious sayings out there?

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7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.

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Post by Vardaen » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:55 pm

Everyday I leave work, the moron that sits next to me, instead of saying Good-bye says:

"Don't die."
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring

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Post by TetNak » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:57 pm

haha ...
"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies."

- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name

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Post by Vardaen » Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:59 pm

I also like:

"If you start a band, don't name it Huey Lewis and the News, there already is a band called that!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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Post by Amaris » Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:19 am

New one
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, maybe it won't taste good."
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Post by Vardaen » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:02 pm

I think the Mabye part can be taken out...

"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, it won't taste good."


"If you go into the woods, don't get eaten by bears!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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Post by Connie_the_Fire_Element » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:02 pm

No one has ever run from a frog.... - Mitch Hedberg. different comic, totally obvious.

I agree. the maybe can be taken out. Though i learned that the launch of Chelado's was made with a FOUNTAIN of beerclamato! ~shuddders~ yes.. an unending supply that you can refill your glass from over and over...
We will find this f-ing troll, and kill it's f-ing ass.

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Post by Vardaen » Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:46 pm

"Eating Glass is Bad!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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Post by EvilMonkey » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 am

Don't Set Fire To Your Own Pants, Burn Wards Suck!
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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