Optimism

[Kilroy]

Solution: Round up all the homeless. Those that can be helped and are willing to work, reintroduce to society. Those that can't be redeemed, harvest their organs.

Problem: Legel ramifications of harvesting homeless people's organs

[Illeveun]

Solution: Pay the homeless a hefty sum to willingly consent to organ harvesting. Contact your local government representative for him/her to pass a bill.

Problem: Getting a bill passed in Legislature.

[Wayloss]

Solution: Have enough money to buy all the represenitives.

Problem: getting enough money.

[EvilMonkey]

Solution: Rob a Bank

Problem: High speed Chases With Police

[Bitom]

Solution: Hire "The Transporter"

Problem: "The Transporter" is fictional

[od]

Solution: Have your name legally changed to "The transporter"

Problem: The guy named optimus prime is still cooler.

[sempai]

Solution: use slander and propaganda to tarnish primes perfectly good name, send in the army take over his home, and throw him in a prison in cuba.

Problem: Getting advice from George Bush.

[EvilMonkey]

Solution: Don't!!!

Problem: Giant 50 foot long Snakes

[Kilroy]

Solution: Metal Gear Solid: Snake Eater

Problem: The indigestion after eating that much snake.

[sempai]

OOC

eating snake? whoa I better keep it clean

solution: chase it down with a 50 foot ice cream
problem: ice cream headache from hell