Optimism

[EvilMonkey]

Solution: Boiling Water
Problem: The Scalding pain from downing 8 gallons of Boiling Water...

[Deadman]

Solution: Be Superman.

Problem: A confusing story continuity.

[EvilMonkey]

Solution: Rewirte the Story

Problem: Editors Making changes to your Story Chages

[Kilroy]

Solution: Fire the editors, rehire a new team of fresh college gradutates that are out to be the next Hemingway, and let their creative juices reek havoc.

Problem: Dealing with out of control stories

[Grimbold]

Solution: Make a movie out of it. Use a lot of special effects. Everyone will like the movie.

Problem: Blockbuster movies.

[sempai]

solution : move to a third world country, where movies are against your religion.

Problem: becomming a suicide bomber.

[Deadman]

Solution: Bring peace to the Middle East.

Problem: Making pigs fly.

[TetNak]

Solutions: Pink Floyd Reunited

Problem: Fast Food

[Kilroy]

Solution: Ban Fatty Foods

Problem: Dealing with the mob afterwards

[EvilMonkey]

Solution: Tear Gas and Assault rifles

Problem: All the Paperwork afterwards