Optimism
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1505
Re: Optimism
Solution: hire alot of sexy secratarys
Problem: Arousal at work.
Problem: Arousal at work.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Hanging STD pictures on all the walls.
Problem: Preventing employees from throwing up
Problem: Preventing employees from throwing up
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
- Wayloss
- Level 15 Elite
- Posts: 4565
- Location: Rochester
- User Class: Outlaw Technician
Re: Optimism
Solution: Preemptive injections of anti-nausea medications
Problem: Fear of needles
Problem: Fear of needles
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- Level 1
- Posts: 15
Re: Optimism
Solution: Threaten employee with a knife until they back up into needle.
Problem: Boss threatening to stab you with a knife.
Problem: Boss threatening to stab you with a knife.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Threaten him with a Sword
Problem: Lack of funds through loss of job
Problem: Lack of funds through loss of job
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Create more demand by making it legal. Then build factories for industrial production.
Problem: Making Crack legal.
Problem: Making Crack legal.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Buy the politicians
Problem: High Security Bank Vaults
Problem: High Security Bank Vaults
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Explosives
Problem: Explosive aftermath
Problem: Explosive aftermath
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Fire Extinguishers and a burn ward
Problem: Lengthy Prison time and Possible death Penalty For felony Bank robbing, illegal Possesion of Explosives, And Possible Casulaties...
Problem: Lengthy Prison time and Possible death Penalty For felony Bank robbing, illegal Possesion of Explosives, And Possible Casulaties...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.