Optimism

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sempai
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Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:33 am

Solution: hire alot of sexy secratarys

Problem: Arousal at work.

Kilroy
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Level 4
Posts: 239

Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:06 am

Solution: Hanging STD pictures on all the walls.

Problem: Preventing employees from throwing up
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

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Wayloss
Level 15 Elite
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Posts: 4565
Location: Rochester
User Class: Outlaw Technician

Re: Optimism

Post by Wayloss » Fri Sep 26, 2008 6:20 am

Solution: Preemptive injections of anti-nausea medications

Problem: Fear of needles

KnightofOrder
Level 1
Level 1
Posts: 15

Re: Optimism

Post by KnightofOrder » Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:29 am

Solution: Threaten employee with a knife until they back up into needle.

Problem: Boss threatening to stab you with a knife.

EvilMonkey
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1332

Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:43 am

Solution: Threaten him with a Sword

Problem: Lack of funds through loss of job
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

sempai
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1505

Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:54 am

Solution: Deal crack
Problem: Supply and Demand

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Grimbold
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 10309
Location: Austria
Title: Professor
User Class: Scholar

Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:44 pm

Solution: Create more demand by making it legal. Then build factories for industrial production.

Problem: Making Crack legal.

EvilMonkey
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1332

Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:46 pm

Solution: Buy the politicians

Problem: High Security Bank Vaults
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

Kilroy
Level 4
Level 4
Posts: 239

Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Tue Sep 30, 2008 5:38 am

Solution: Explosives

Problem: Explosive aftermath
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

EvilMonkey
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1332

Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:12 am

Solution: Fire Extinguishers and a burn ward

Problem: Lengthy Prison time and Possible death Penalty For felony Bank robbing, illegal Possesion of Explosives, And Possible Casulaties...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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