Optimism
- Wayloss
- Level 15 Elite
- Posts: 4565
- Location: Rochester
- User Class: Outlaw Technician
Re: Optimism
Solution: Have poorly trained lackey's perform the deed, and have them believe the US government is asking them to do it to remove yourself from suspicion.
Problem: Still no Money to buy the Politicians.
Problem: Still no Money to buy the Politicians.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Work
Problem: Low wages.
Problem: Low wages.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Do what all big businesses do... Cheat, Lie, Steal
Problem: Stock prices plummeting when your Business Tactics are discovered...
Problem: Stock prices plummeting when your Business Tactics are discovered...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Get the US government to pass a 700billion dollar payout to help your business.
Problem: The House of Representatives not passing the bill.
Problem: The House of Representatives not passing the bill.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
- Wayloss
- Level 15 Elite
- Posts: 4565
- Location: Rochester
- User Class: Outlaw Technician
Re: Optimism
Solution: Panic
Problem: People seeing you panic
Problem: People seeing you panic
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Get an invisibility potion.
Problem: Magic does not work in real life.
Problem: Magic does not work in real life.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Switch to SCIENCE
Problem: Dealing with the scientists
Problem: Dealing with the scientists
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Pocket protectors and calculators
Problem: Time management
Problem: Time management
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Invent a Time Machine
Problem: Creating a Time Paradox that destroys the Universe
Problem: Creating a Time Paradox that destroys the Universe
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Wayloss
- Level 15 Elite
- Posts: 4565
- Location: Rochester
- User Class: Outlaw Technician
Re: Optimism
Solution: Only allow time travel to the future
Problem: Out of date fashion
Problem: Out of date fashion