Optimism

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EvilMonkey
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1332

Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:00 am

Solution: Play Satan(Much more fun)

Problem: Not many people like Satan
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

Kilroy
Level 4
Level 4
Posts: 239

Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:32 am

Solution: Launch an aggressive Public Relations campaign to clean up Satan's image.

Problem: Covering up centuries of evil.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

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Grimbold
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 10309
Location: Austria
Title: Professor
User Class: Scholar

Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:10 pm

Solution: Brainwash everyone.

Problem: The subjects you rule are stupid.

sempai
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1505

Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:09 pm

Solution: Lower your own intelligence
Problem: pain of hitting oneself with a hammer

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Wayloss
Level 15 Elite
Level 15 Elite
Posts: 4565
Location: Rochester
User Class: Outlaw Technician

Re: Optimism

Post by Wayloss » Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:16 pm

Solution: Swing harder
Problem: Death from TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury)

Kilroy
Level 4
Level 4
Posts: 239

Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:22 am

Solution: Become reincarnated as a dog.

Problem: Dogs are still pretty stupid.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

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Grimbold
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Posts: 10309
Location: Austria
Title: Professor
User Class: Scholar

Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:59 pm

Solution: But dogs are cleverer than worms.

Problem: The urge to piss at a tree when it is illegal in most states.

EvilMonkey
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1332

Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:41 pm

Solution: Your a dog it doesn't matter

Problem: Drunk Idiots who think it's fun to shave you
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

sempai
Level 12
Level 12
Posts: 1505

Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:25 pm

Solution: Death Therapy
Problem: Surviving the gas chamber.

Kilroy
Level 4
Level 4
Posts: 239

Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:54 am

Solution: Holding your breath and faking dead.

Problem: Doctor arrives to pronounce you dead.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

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