Optimism
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Continue to hold breath.
Problem: Actual death.
Problem: Actual death.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Become a Zombie...
Problem: People wanting to re-kill you because you like to eat their brains
Problem: People wanting to re-kill you because you like to eat their brains
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Become a vegetarian
Problem: Constant lack of iron.
Problem: Constant lack of iron.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1505
Re: Optimism
Solution: use Irony in your life.
Problem: living la villa telemundo
Problem: living la villa telemundo
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Hang yourself.
Problem: Rope Burns
Problem: Rope Burns
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Become an orc(they dig scars)
Problem: Everyone runs away because you smell like a sewer
Problem: Everyone runs away because you smell like a sewer
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Buy expensive perfume.
Problem: The smell attracts the ladies, ... too many ladies.
Problem: The smell attracts the ladies, ... too many ladies.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: There is no such thing as "too many ladies."
Problem: Massive credit card debt...
Problem: Massive credit card debt...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Unleash a global financial crisis to cover up your debt.
Problem: Global financial crisis.
Problem: Global financial crisis.