Solution: Hope for a zombie apocalypse...
Problem: Zombies wanting to eat your brains...
Optimism
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: An AK 47.
Problem: You run out of ammo.
Problem: You run out of ammo.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Blades don't need reloading
Problem: You need to get close...
Problem: You need to get close...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: No one will remember what a larper is...
Problem: Being ostracised from the clan of survivors when you tell them that you used to be a Larper and explain what one is...
Problem: Being ostracised from the clan of survivors when you tell them that you used to be a Larper and explain what one is...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Become a lone wolf.
Problem: Having to eat flesh raw.
Problem: Having to eat flesh raw.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Dress it with Olive oil and cheese...
Problem: No thumbs to manipulate bottle tops as a wolf...
Problem: No thumbs to manipulate bottle tops as a wolf...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.