Optimism

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Wayloss
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Re: Optimism

Post by Wayloss » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:32 pm

Solution: Have poorly trained lackey's perform the deed, and have them believe the US government is asking them to do it to remove yourself from suspicion.

Problem: Still no Money to buy the Politicians.

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Tue Sep 30, 2008 3:53 pm

Solution: Work
Problem: Low wages.

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:11 am

Solution: Do what all big businesses do... Cheat, Lie, Steal

Problem: Stock prices plummeting when your Business Tactics are discovered...
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Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:59 am

Solution: Get the US government to pass a 700billion dollar payout to help your business.

Problem: The House of Representatives not passing the bill.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"

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Re: Optimism

Post by Wayloss » Wed Oct 01, 2008 5:58 am

Solution: Panic

Problem: People seeing you panic

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:45 am

Solution: Get an invisibility potion.
Problem: Magic does not work in real life.

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Wed Oct 01, 2008 11:03 pm

Solution: Switch to SCIENCE

Problem: Dealing with the scientists
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Re: Optimism

Post by Kilroy » Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:46 am

Solution: Pocket protectors and calculators

Problem: Time management
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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:22 am

Solution: Invent a Time Machine

Problem: Creating a Time Paradox that destroys the Universe
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Wayloss
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Re: Optimism

Post by Wayloss » Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:17 pm

Solution: Only allow time travel to the future

Problem: Out of date fashion

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