Fellowship of the Dice

Posted: **Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:00 am**

Solution: Play Satan(Much more fun)

Problem: Not many people like Satan

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:32 am**

Solution: Launch an aggressive Public Relations campaign to clean up Satan's image.

Problem: Covering up centuries of evil.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:10 pm**

Solution: Brainwash everyone.

Problem: The subjects you rule are stupid.

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:09 pm**

Solution: Lower your own intelligence
Problem: pain of hitting oneself with a hammer

Posted: **Wed Oct 29, 2008 6:16 pm**

Solution: Swing harder
Problem: Death from TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury)

Posted: **Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:22 am**

Solution: Become reincarnated as a dog.

Problem: Dogs are still pretty stupid.

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 2:59 pm**

Solution: But dogs are cleverer than worms.

Problem: The urge to piss at a tree when it is illegal in most states.

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 6:41 pm**

Solution: Your a dog it doesn't matter

Problem: Drunk Idiots who think it's fun to shave you

Posted: **Wed Nov 19, 2008 8:25 pm**

Solution: Death Therapy
Problem: Surviving the gas chamber.

Posted: **Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:54 am**

Solution: Holding your breath and faking dead.

Problem: Doctor arrives to pronounce you dead.

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