Fellowship of the Dice

Posted: **Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:16 pm**

Solution: Continue to hold breath.
Problem: Actual death.

Posted: **Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:00 pm**

Solution: Become a Zombie...

Problem: People wanting to re-kill you because you like to eat their brains

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:42 pm**

Solution: Become a vegetarian
Problem: Constant lack of iron.

Posted: **Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:55 pm**

Solution: use Irony in your life.

Problem: living la villa telemundo

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:22 am**

Solution: Hang yourself.

Problem: Rope Burns

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:39 am**

Solution: toughen your skin

Problem: Scars are not pretty

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:25 am**

Solution: Become an orc(they dig scars)

Problem: Everyone runs away because you smell like a sewer

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:14 pm**

Solution: Buy expensive perfume.

Problem: The smell attracts the ladies, ... too many ladies.

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:53 pm**

Solution: There is no such thing as "too many ladies."

Problem: Massive credit card debt...

Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:00 pm**

Solution: Unleash a global financial crisis to cover up your debt.

Problem: Global financial crisis.

Optimism