Optimism
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Play Satan(Much more fun)
Problem: Not many people like Satan
Problem: Not many people like Satan
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Launch an aggressive Public Relations campaign to clean up Satan's image.
Problem: Covering up centuries of evil.
Problem: Covering up centuries of evil.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: Brainwash everyone.
Problem: The subjects you rule are stupid.
Problem: The subjects you rule are stupid.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1505
Re: Optimism
Solution: Lower your own intelligence
Problem: pain of hitting oneself with a hammer
Problem: pain of hitting oneself with a hammer
- Wayloss
- Level 15 Elite
- Posts: 4565
- Location: Rochester
- User Class: Outlaw Technician
Re: Optimism
Solution: Swing harder
Problem: Death from TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury)
Problem: Death from TBI (Traumatic Brain Injury)
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Become reincarnated as a dog.
Problem: Dogs are still pretty stupid.
Problem: Dogs are still pretty stupid.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"
- Grimbold
- Moderator
- Posts: 10309
- Location: Austria
- Title: Professor
- User Class: Scholar
Re: Optimism
Solution: But dogs are cleverer than worms.
Problem: The urge to piss at a tree when it is illegal in most states.
Problem: The urge to piss at a tree when it is illegal in most states.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1332
Re: Optimism
Solution: Your a dog it doesn't matter
Problem: Drunk Idiots who think it's fun to shave you
Problem: Drunk Idiots who think it's fun to shave you
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.
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- Level 12
- Posts: 1505
Re: Optimism
Solution: Death Therapy
Problem: Surviving the gas chamber.
Problem: Surviving the gas chamber.
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- Level 4
- Posts: 239
Re: Optimism
Solution: Holding your breath and faking dead.
Problem: Doctor arrives to pronounce you dead.
Problem: Doctor arrives to pronounce you dead.
"If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised!"