Notable Quotes
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Farscape
Player: Trogdor/Calis
Situation: Send a PM about an NPC named Largyn to Trogdor, and received this reply:
Hmm, So Crichton gets the Dominar of the Hynerian Empire, and I get an obese, narcoleptic Hynerian.
You're right - luck is something that only happens to other people.
Player: Trogdor/Calis
Situation: Send a PM about an NPC named Largyn to Trogdor, and received this reply:
Hmm, So Crichton gets the Dominar of the Hynerian Empire, and I get an obese, narcoleptic Hynerian.
You're right - luck is something that only happens to other people.
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Eberron: MotLW
Player/Character: TetNak/Benmarrow
Setup: Benmarrow just gets his magical axe identified by Valtrith, an axe with eletrical damage.
Benmarrow takes the axe back and nods, "Hey, thanks buddy," he says off-handedly. "I'm going to ram the ... shocker ... up some asses soon. I guaren-damn-tee it." He swings the weapon around a bit, taking practice swings with a smile.
Player/Character: TetNak/Benmarrow
Setup: Benmarrow just gets his magical axe identified by Valtrith, an axe with eletrical damage.
Benmarrow takes the axe back and nods, "Hey, thanks buddy," he says off-handedly. "I'm going to ram the ... shocker ... up some asses soon. I guaren-damn-tee it." He swings the weapon around a bit, taking practice swings with a smile.
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Zakhara
Player/Character: Bitom/Sayyid
Setup: The group finds a stone wall blocking a cave entrance...
Sayyid nods. "And no doubt the Hermit is trapped beyond it. What do we do?" He asks Kaim. "We brought no sledge harder than Jabiir's head."
Player/Character: Bitom/Sayyid
Setup: The group finds a stone wall blocking a cave entrance...
Sayyid nods. "And no doubt the Hermit is trapped beyond it. What do we do?" He asks Kaim. "We brought no sledge harder than Jabiir's head."
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Zakhara
Player/Character: TetNak/Kasib
SetUp: The group finds out Kasib is turning into a WereJackal and is told by Sayyid that he'll kill him if he needs to. Kasib's reply...
Kasib frowns and shakes a fist at Sayyid. "The only one I hope I kill is you! You dirty mongrel!"
Player/Character: TetNak/Kasib
SetUp: The group finds out Kasib is turning into a WereJackal and is told by Sayyid that he'll kill him if he needs to. Kasib's reply...
Kasib frowns and shakes a fist at Sayyid. "The only one I hope I kill is you! You dirty mongrel!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Zakhara
Player/Character: TetNak/Kasib
SetUp: Kasib just turned into a Werejackal force by the rising full moon.
"I feel funny, I do not like this. What will the ladies think?" He heists his leg and looks at his crotch. "Whoah!" he says, "Maybe this is not so bad ..." If this isn't Kasib the same idiot talking than this is obviously the greatest actor of a hyena of all time.
Player/Character: TetNak/Kasib
SetUp: Kasib just turned into a Werejackal force by the rising full moon.
"I feel funny, I do not like this. What will the ladies think?" He heists his leg and looks at his crotch. "Whoah!" he says, "Maybe this is not so bad ..." If this isn't Kasib the same idiot talking than this is obviously the greatest actor of a hyena of all time.
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Mahasarpa
Player/Character: Wargie/Toranoshi
Situation: Ghanji has asked Tora to scout out an area of jungle, apart from his own scouting efforts...
Toranoshi turns to Ghanji and nods, "Will do.." and as he hears the comment about making some sound when in trouble he tilts his head slightly and says, "When you feel a gush of wind passing you and the sound of clappering feet and a voice screaming, "OhmygodohmygodIamgonnadie"...you can help me.." he shakes his head and mutters as he walks off into the jungle.
Player/Character: Wargie/Toranoshi
Situation: Ghanji has asked Tora to scout out an area of jungle, apart from his own scouting efforts...
Toranoshi turns to Ghanji and nods, "Will do.." and as he hears the comment about making some sound when in trouble he tilts his head slightly and says, "When you feel a gush of wind passing you and the sound of clappering feet and a voice screaming, "OhmygodohmygodIamgonnadie"...you can help me.." he shakes his head and mutters as he walks off into the jungle.
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Night on the Bay (Vampire)
Player/Character: Bave/Leopold
The coitere has just joined the Prince in a closed meeting room, Leo is left outside to keep an eye on things...
Quote: Perfect, the ghoul says to himself, a lamb keeping guard against a pack of wolves'¦
Player/Character: Bave/Leopold
The coitere has just joined the Prince in a closed meeting room, Leo is left outside to keep an eye on things...
Quote: Perfect, the ghoul says to himself, a lamb keeping guard against a pack of wolves'¦
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Vman in IRC chat about the rules of D&D
[09:38] Vardaen: Rule number one, ignore the DM's obvious hints. #2 Always charge the front. #3 No retreat - you are heros they are monsters! #4 Begin creation of new character
[09:38] Vardaen: Rule number one, ignore the DM's obvious hints. #2 Always charge the front. #3 No retreat - you are heros they are monsters! #4 Begin creation of new character
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Quill and Parchment
Player/Character: Bitom/DM
In reply to a Cure Light Wounds Spell being cast...
"Kyra instantly looks completely better. Seems like the Cleric's god likes hot female elves more than fat male half-orcs... and really... who wouldn't?"
Player/Character: Bitom/DM
In reply to a Cure Light Wounds Spell being cast...
"Kyra instantly looks completely better. Seems like the Cleric's god likes hot female elves more than fat male half-orcs... and really... who wouldn't?"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Re: Notable Quotes
Game: Equinox - Of Gods and Men
Player/Character: Brennor/Eisan
No set up needed...
Eisan smirks as Dimble exposes his weasel to the elements.
Player/Character: Brennor/Eisan
No set up needed...
Eisan smirks as Dimble exposes his weasel to the elements.
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring