Fellowship of the Dice

Then he looks back at the efreeti and adds, "I suppose it won't do any good to tell you that I'm the reincarnation of Suhail's brother?"

Meanwhile elsewhere in the canyon, the sound of Llorne's battle-hymn can still be heard echoing throughout the chasm's rocky walls. Wishing to aid his companions, the bard carefully makes his way to the northeast. Once having reached a comfortable enough of a position, the half-elf then pauses his tune long enough to cast a spell upon one of the orcs nearby. With but a wink and a grin, Llorne quickly marks his target and begins to recite a foolhardy ditty, tapping his foot in time with the lyrics.

[Common]
'œPig'¦pork,
Big Dumb Orc!

Wishes he knew how to eat his dinner,
With a knife and fork!

Oh'¦

Pig'¦pork,
Big Dumb Orc'¦'

The spell soon finds it target and one of the orcs begins to scowl furiously as it finds itself humming along with the bard's prankish tune. The creature then bellows loudly in anger as it begins to recite the spell's lyrics over and over again.

'œPig'¦pork,
Big Dumb Orc!'

Les smiles at Val. "OK... when you hear me yell 'Wake up! wake up! aaaaarrrgh! it's got me!' then it's your watch."

"We use submersibles to cross the lake beneath the ice cubes, on the rare occasion it's necessary. Normally when we leave the island it's spacebound. Unfortunately it looks like the Foreheads destroyed the docks after we escaped."

A few yards away there's the burnt remnants of the docks. Caught in the shallows are pieces of debris from the ruins of several small high-tech submarines.

"All my subs are toasted," says Quizno sadly.

He yells across to the centaur. "You hear that you son of an Ass? You're gonna be a toothbrush!"

"There is a midget in the engine room!", the pilot Tim discovering the shy 3 year old girl was a midget dude

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