Song Duel

[Trogdor]

They wanted no more Mother England.
They knew the time had come
For them to take command.
It's very clear you're being unfair, King,
No matter what you say, we won't obey.
Gonna hold a revolution now, King,
And we're gonna run it all our way
With no more kings...

We're gonna elect a president! (No more kings)
He's gonna do what the people want! (No more kings)
We're gonna run things our way! (No more kings)
Nobody's gonna tell us what to do!

Rockin' and a-rollin', splishin' and a-splashin',
Over the horizon, what can it be?
Looks like it's going to be a free country.

(Lynn Ahrens - "No More Kings")

[Orvost]

God save the queen
The fascist regime
They made you a moron
Potential H-bomb

God save the queen
She ain't no human being
There is no future
In England's dreaming

(Sex Pistols "God Save The Queen")

[Trogdor]

God save our gracious queen!
Long live our noble queen!
God save the queen!

Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the queen!

(Traditional - "God Save the Queen")

[Orvost]

She's a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

Drop of a hat she's as willing as
Playful as a pussy cat
Then momentarily out of action
Temporarily out of gas
To absolutely drive you wild, wild..
She's all out to get you

(Queen - "Killer Queen"

[Trogdor]

What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
What's new pussycat? Woah, Woah
Pussycat, Pussycat
I've got flowers
And lots of hours
To spend with you.
So go and powder your cute little pussycat nose!
Pussycat, Pussycat
I love you
Yes, I do!
You and your pussycat nose!

(Tom Jones - "What's New Pussycat")

[Vardaen]

Josie and The Pussycats
Long tails and ears for hats
Guitars and marshal stats
Hot sweet super cool
Don't you know these kitties rule
We've been going over the master plan
Driven in a pussin painted van
Wrapped yourself for hours
Don't you know

Josie and the Pussycats - Josie and The Pussycats

[Trogdor]

Josie, in outer space.
Pussycats are all in place.
(ahhh) blasting off on another chase.
Mars, stars, the milky way,
When they're groovin' who can say.

Buckle up your seatbelts.
They could be in orbit (in the stars).
On a spooky planet (maybe mars).
There's no way of knowing
When they're groovin' way above the atmosphere,
Trying to get back to here.

They're blasting off now.
Josie's on a rocket ride.
Pussycats all by her side.
Bleep bleep is the kooky guide.
Come along and dig the chase.
With the pussycats in outer space.
The pussycats in outer space.
(yeah)

(Josie and the Pussycats - "Josie and The Pussycats in Outer Space")

Damn, I had a hard time coming up with something that worked off of your song. Then I remembered - the spinoff!

[Trogdor]

Okay, I declare myself Champion of January! Totals as follows:

Trogdor: 23
TetNak: 9
Vardaen: 7
Brennor: 4
Orvost: 4
Od: 2
Bitom: disqualified

Wow, I really have no life.

[TetNak]

I came in second! W00T! But really, I should be disqualified as well. Considering I sometimes would post totally irrelevant songs to the previous ones just because I thought they were funny.

[Vardaen]

23 Songs! Wwo you must have replied to every single song. Alrighty, lets maybe change up the rules.


We could do like oonly certain era songs, or only american bands or something like that. As always all previous songs count against the limit.