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Obvious Billboards
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:49 pm
by Amaris
Comic Eugene Mirman has a great skit about obvious things that are said and sound well, just plain stupid.
He goes on to make up some of his own, my favorite of which is:
"Try not to wake up on fire!"
Anyone got any obvious sayings out there?
This link is to the comics myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... id=1101442
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:55 pm
by Vardaen
Everyday I leave work, the moron that sits next to me, instead of saying Good-bye says:
"Don't die."
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:57 pm
by TetNak
haha ...
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Fri Mar 07, 2008 11:59 pm
by Vardaen
I also like:
"If you start a band, don't name it Huey Lewis and the News, there already is a band called that!"
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 11:19 am
by Amaris
New one
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, maybe it won't taste good."
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:02 pm
by Vardaen
I think the Mabye part can be taken out...
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, it won't taste good."
"If you go into the woods, don't get eaten by bears!"
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:02 pm
by Connie_the_Fire_Element
No one has ever run from a frog.... - Mitch Hedberg. different comic, totally obvious.
I agree. the maybe can be taken out. Though i learned that the launch of Chelado's was made with a FOUNTAIN of beerclamato! ~shuddders~ yes.. an unending supply that you can refill your glass from over and over...
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:46 pm
by Vardaen
"Eating Glass is Bad!"
Re: Obvious Billboards
Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:30 am
by EvilMonkey
Don't Set Fire To Your Own Pants, Burn Wards Suck!