Optimism

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Mon Nov 24, 2008 5:16 pm

Solution: Continue to hold breath.
Problem: Actual death.

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Mon Nov 24, 2008 6:00 pm

Solution: Become a Zombie...

Problem: People wanting to re-kill you because you like to eat their brains
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:42 pm

Solution: Become a vegetarian
Problem: Constant lack of iron.

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Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Tue Nov 25, 2008 8:55 pm

Solution: use Irony in your life.

Problem: living la villa telemundo

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Thu Jan 22, 2009 12:22 am

Solution: Hang yourself.

Problem: Rope Burns
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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Re: Optimism

Post by sempai » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:39 am

Solution: toughen your skin

Problem: Scars are not pretty

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:25 am

Solution: Become an orc(they dig scars)

Problem: Everyone runs away because you smell like a sewer
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Thu Jan 22, 2009 1:14 pm

Solution: Buy expensive perfume.

Problem: The smell attracts the ladies, ... too many ladies.

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Re: Optimism

Post by EvilMonkey » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:53 pm

Solution: There is no such thing as "too many ladies."

Problem: Massive credit card debt...
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.

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Re: Optimism

Post by Grimbold » Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:00 pm

Solution: Unleash a global financial crisis to cover up your debt.

Problem: Global financial crisis.

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