Fellowship of the Dice

Solution: Commercialization of 'vintage' clothing sales.

Problem: Selling out to the Man.

Solution: Don't sell out, manipulate.

Problem: Become a villainous mastermind.

Solution: Arkham Asylum

Problem: "The Joker" in the cell next to your's never shutting up.

Solution: Bribe the guard to leave the jokers cell unlocked and let him escape.

Problem: Bordem with no neighbor to talk to.

Solution: Bribe the guard to arrest Bill Gates.
Problem: In the cell, he always wants to open windows.

Solution:Make his cell mate Steve Jobs

Problem: Mixing an Acid with a Base

Solution: Don't...

Problem Failing Science do to the refusal.

Solution: Blackmail the teacher

Problem: Finding the proper blackmail

Solution: To heck with blackmail. Threaten him with pure Sodium

Problem: The resulting explosion due to you forgetting that Sodium Explodes when it makes contact with moisture

Solution: change the laws of physics
Problem: playing god.