You are a dwarf. In SPACE.
You are BORGRUND KRUNKFIST, an advance scout from the ROIDBLASTER, a dwarven Battlenought out to explore new worlds, seek out and find new civilizations, and mine the living snot out of them.
You and your hand-picked crack team of three specialists prepared to touch down on the planet BURNINIUS V when a stray space-rock hit your landing craft, forcing an evacuation. You step out of your escape pod and take stock of your surroundings:
You check your suit's systems:
Your explorer suit's BIO ELECTRIC ASSESMENT READER DEVICE (B.E.A.R.D.) flickers to life... good thing that's still working. This will let you know when you're low on vital supplies, and monitors your health to boot!
Next you check your inventory...
Uh oh, looks like your CEREBRAL REACTIVE ACCESS MONITOR (C.R.A.M.) malfunctioned, spitting the equipment you had on you out of HYPER-WARP containment and on to the planet surface! With a little tinkering, you get it on line, but it looks like it's only going to hold a few things until an expert gets a look at it.
No more mucking around then, time to get to work! You might think about finding your team. The wreckage didn't spread far across the planet surface, Grudd willing...