If I was King you would die if....

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If I was King you would die if....

Post by od » Fri Oct 28, 2005 9:52 pm

So I have this thing that makes me wanna kill people, and I thought if I was King of the World and it happened they would die. So I thought I'd share and give others a chance. Very simply, post one at a time what people would die for doing if you were king, please keep track of the number of times you would die based on everyones laws. Why is it on this board? good question.


If I were King, you would die if you had an annoying cell phone ring.

deaths: 0

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by TetNak » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:12 pm

If I were King you would die if you wore 'Wolf Tee-Shirts'.


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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by Wargie » Fri Oct 28, 2005 10:57 pm

If I were king, you would die if you did not drink beer.


Deaths: 1, ring tone on cell...guilty...

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by Vardaen » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:24 pm

If I were king, you would die if you didn't post to the game forums every three days.

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by od » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:28 pm

If I were King you would die if you put mayonaise on cheeseburgers.

Deaths:1/2 Guniess only.

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by TetNak » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:35 pm

If I were King you would die if you didn't like Pink Floyd.

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- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by Geist » Fri Oct 28, 2005 11:49 pm

If I were King, you would die if you put mayonaise on hot dogs!

Deaths: 0 (I despise beer! But I drank it in the past, got drunk on it b4 I was legal, too! Back when the age was 18... suckers!)
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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by od » Sat Oct 29, 2005 12:16 am

If I were King you would die if you saw Jesus in a Tree

http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articl ... 26-ON.html

Deaths: 1/2

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by Brennor » Sat Oct 29, 2005 6:10 am

Wow... that's supposed to be Jesus? All I see is some bark on a tree! :lol:

If I were King you would die if you drove while talking on a cellphone (except for the handsfree thingies) or reading a newspaper or putting on makeup or shaving, etc.

Deaths: 1.5 (Miracle Whip on cheeseburgers -- no mayo though... and 1/2 for missing the 3 day posting rules a few times)

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Re: If I was King you would die if....

Post by WorldEater » Sat Oct 29, 2005 7:15 am

If I were king, people would die for speeding up in traffic when someone is trying to change lanes and was corteous enough to use their blinker.

Crap, that fellow up ahead is using his intermittent light thingy to indicate that he wishes to move his vehicle into my lane. I'd best speed up and close the gap. Bonus points if I cause an actual collision.

Maybe it's just a Tampa thing.

Deaths so far: 0

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