If I were King and you scheduled a meeting ass early in the morning, and I had to skip getting gas and dropping off bloockbuster returns to rush in only to find you'd resecheduled the meeting....You'd die...painfully.
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If I was King you would die if....
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TetNak
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king you would die for licking my nipples during sex.
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Vardaen
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
Crap I'm dead!
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Vardaen
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king (of the for-rest), you would die for getting so pissy about loosing in a game to your friends that you quit playing after inviting them to come to your house to play said games.
Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)
Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Spicy!
Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)
Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Spicy!
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Bitom
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king, you'd die if you scheduled a conference call to involve extra management in issues that could easily be worked out between two IT people.
You'd die twice if the managers didn't call in.
You'd die three times if you then felt the need to RESCHEDULE the meeting.
Deaths: 5, 6 if Tet catches me picking my nose in the car, 7 if Shinling says so... and I only avoid 8 because I don't trust Tet to get close enough to my GF to lick his nipple during sex.
You'd die twice if the managers didn't call in.
You'd die three times if you then felt the need to RESCHEDULE the meeting.
Deaths: 5, 6 if Tet catches me picking my nose in the car, 7 if Shinling says so... and I only avoid 8 because I don't trust Tet to get close enough to my GF to lick his nipple during sex.
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Shinling
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king, you'd die if you fire someone that hurts them self at work, having a drug test done (thats not signed) that comes up positive for more things then a person can still walk with and say your firing them from the drug test.. even though 2 weeks prior a drug test was taken for neg. everything and 2 days after a durg test was taken for neg. everything.. no wait, I'd sue first then you'd die.. very very painfully- by durgs... pricks..
anyhow, dont know how many times I've died.. I dont die from licking tets nipples durning sex.. I Bite. ::chop:: no death for me!
anyhow, dont know how many times I've died.. I dont die from licking tets nipples durning sex.. I Bite. ::chop:: no death for me!
"The Clock of Life is Wound But Once"
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Vardaen
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king you would die if you went around saying "wtf" or "lol" instead of just saying "What the fuck!" or acutally laughing out loud.
Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)
Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Just one lick will get you drunk, I promise, or your money back!
Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)
Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Just one lick will get you drunk, I promise, or your money back!
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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TetNak
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
Its very nice when I'm lactating.
"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies."
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
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Pelican
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were king, you would die if you made it a point to point out to a soccer fan that you didn't like/understand soccer.
Deaths: 8, 9 if shinling says so, which he probably does.
Deaths: 8, 9 if shinling says so, which he probably does.
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Wayloss
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Re: If I was King you would die if....
If I were King you would die if while at work you do your second career, while neglecting the work you are suposed to be doing. Meanwhile you bitch all day about how you have so much work to do, and get nothing done!
Deaths 5 (6) If Shinling says so
Deaths 5 (6) If Shinling says so