If I was King you would die if....

[od]

If I were King you would die if you spoke the phrase lol...it's annoying when you type it...if you say it...DIE!

oD

Deaths 1/2

[TetNak]

If I were King you would die if I caught you picking your nose traffic.

Deaths: 2 (Damn, cell phone AND shaving while driving is pimp!).

[Brennor]

If I were King you would die if you passed someone on the Right if the Left lane is completely clear (reverse if passing on the Right is the proper method).

Deaths: 1 1/2 (should probably clarify the 3 day rule thingy: I've missed it because of classes and kids and sick -- that's why I only took a 1/2 death from it).

[WANNA_bee]

If I were king, you would die if you woke up before 9 AM in the morning.

Deaths: 4

[Bitom]

If I were king, you would die if you had an IT job, but didn't know what Copy and Paste did. (True Story)

Deaths: 5... and only because Tet has never CAUGHT me picking my nose in the car.

[od]

If I was King you would die if you got to sleep in later than me (8 am.ish).

and

If I was King you would die if it hasn't snowed where you live yet.

Deaths: 1.5

[Shinling]

If I was King you would die for having a "wing" on your car.. Factory install does not count - I'm talking about the big stuipd looking ones.

Deaths: 4 (I love mayo... damn..think I'll go eat a mayo sand.. err nm eew)

[Bitom]

If I was king, you would die if you submitted the same error, which is a user input error, to your manager to be 'fixed' every week.

You would Die TWICE if you were the above person's manager, and passed the request on to IT every week weithout noticing that it's the same problem.

grrr.

[Vardaen]

If I was King you would die if you listed my company as a email spammer and claimed we had a trojan virus even if we didnt and refused to remove us from your stupid list unless we donated money to a charity of some kind!

You would die twice if this fact caused me to have to do extra work and take time away from me being on the forums. No you would die 10 times for that!

[Shinling]

If I was King, you'd Die because I said so.