If I was King you would die if....

[TetNak]

If I were king you would die if you were my boss and held 3 hour staff calls.

Deaths: 3 (4 if shinling says so, and he better not).

[Vardaen]

If I were king, you would die if I told you not to install .Net updates along with a bunch of other ones and you went and installed them anyways and then all our web ordering broke and I had to stay late for over 2 hours (so far) and I had to call my boss and now I look bad and it could have all been prevented if you JUST LISTENED TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE! (End Rant)


Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)

Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Just one lick will get you drunk, I promise, or your money back!

[Joni]

If I were king (which I would need a sex change for) you would die if you didn't disipline your kids in public.

Deaths: 1 for getting up before 9 (I got kids) (1 more if shinling says so, but he won't. and one more if tet catches me picking my nose in traffic. maybe one more for licking tets nipples, but brennor would do the killing and it wouldn't just be me:)

[Bitom]

If I was king (Not were Grammer Gorilla knw how spell naem.) you would die if you were chipper and cheerful in the early morning.

Deaths:
Deaths: 5, 6 if Tet catches me picking my nose in the car, 7 if Shinling says so... and I only avoid 8 because I don't trust Tet to get close enough to my GF to lick his nipple during sex. Maybe 9. I can't discipline my kids in public, I don't have kids.... anyone have some loaner babies for me to smack around?

[Amaris]

If I were king you would die if you pooped in your pants (diaper pooping is OK)!

deaths 2 - I pass on whatever side I want, I speed up when people put their blinker on to get in front of me - get behind me Satan! +1 if Shinling makes the biggest mistake of his life
- I did use a McDs cheeseburger - hold the mayo - wrapper to blow my nose in the car once but that shouldn't count for picking our nose right?

[Vardaen]

If I were king you would die if I showed you how to do something simple on your computer at work, but every time you had to do it, you still called me for help!

Deaths: 4 (Unless Shinling says so, then that's 1 more, and if Tet ever catches me picking my nose in traffic that's 1 more.)

Uber Champion of UnDeath: Licking Tet's Nipples, come on, you know you all want to! Just one lick will get you drunk, I promise, or your money back!

[Connie_the_Fire_Element]

If I were king you would die if, after seeing a billion drawings of my ideas gave me the go ahead- then was like.. Oh.. that wasn't what i wanted... why did you do that?

Deaths: 4 - I am incredibly selective on beers- i pass on everything but Guiness and Omengang if offered SPECIFICALLY (if that counts), I talk on my cell and put on makeup in the car, i will pass on whatever side i want! and sometimes i will know how to do something and ask just for clarification purposes.

[ardh05]

If I was King, you'd die if you don't have a cat or dog.

Deaths: 4, 5 if Shinling says so, 6 if wolf screen tee worn around the house counts...

Mayo on burger/hot dog, Talking on Cell Phone, waking up before 9(Darn Work), (I have a wolf screen tee... does that count?), 1 more if Shinling says so...,

[Connie_the_Fire_Element]

If I were Queen (as I can't be king), you would die if you did not enjoy sci-fi movies

Deaths: 4 - I am incredibly selective on beers- i pass on everything but Guiness and Omengang if offered SPECIFICALLY (if that counts), I talk on my cell and put on makeup in the car, i will pass on whatever side i want! and sometimes i will know how to do something and ask just for clarification purposes.

[Nate]

If I were king you would die for putting the roll of toilet paper on upside down. [rant](seriously, there's only one way it should go on there, and if you don't know I'm not telling you, you'll find out when you die.) [/rant]

Deaths: 4 (maybe 5 if Shinling says so)
Mayo + Burgers = good.
I despise pink floyd (to add insult to that I'm a musician.)
I talk all the dang time on my cell phone whilst driving.
I have kids, so I wake up at 6:30.