BC2009: Things Overheard - The Quotes Thread

pygmaelion · Post by **pygmaelion** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:00 pm

It's high time we started recalling the famous and infamous words and phrases that defined the most entertaining moments of BrenCon 2009

"Those Stripes make you look fat!"
- Doomulus Prime's Hamsterling character ChipWich, Taunting a were-Cougar in Tet's Brawndo Factory during the Warhamster Game-

"Chewbacca is a wookie, this does not make sense"
- Hayabusa offering the Chewbacca defense during a round of werewolf (It worked!)-

"I flex my muscular buttocks"
- Cattywumpus as Polly Esther (Blade) in BrenCrawl (multiple multiple times)-

"Improved Anal Plundering"
-Bitom describes one of the Redneck Tree Feats.... and then goes on to really describe it-

Post by **Vardaen** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:13 pm

I believe the Cattywumpus quote was

"I flex my buttock with magificence!"

"Found unguarded treasure? Call the Gnomeland Security team..."
-Pyg speaking about Doom and Mat's characters, and treasure!

Connie_the_Fire_Element · Post by **Connie_the_Fire_Element** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:58 pm

"Oh noes! It's a halfling on a fork lift!!!" JP on the Bulge's fierceness rating after ganking the forklift.

Max "I will turn undead."
Everyone else "Um- why would you waste that? there are no undead."
Max- ".... zombie t-rex"
Everyone else "oooooh.. right."

Cattywumpus · Post by **Cattywumpus** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:59 pm

"Smoke that weed! Smoke that weed!"
- Bitom as the unemployed stoner bard

"I am a simple country lawyer."
- Mat defending himself in Werewolf

"Repair man here! I am just here to fix this um, thing!"
- Pygmalion as Swank in the Kool Aid factory

"You smell like you sound."
- Duran Duran's lyrics from Hungry like a wolf

Connie_the_Fire_Element · Post by **Connie_the_Fire_Element** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:07 pm

"I ask the dragon if we can be friends."
-"he blinks at you"-
"Okay... I take a round to heal myself."

Fellowship of the Dice