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Bitom
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Re: The Fit hits the Shan

Post by Bitom » Thu Jan 28, 2010 3:24 am

Hmr-R jumps up and tackles the giant bot, which tries to defend itself with a power drill. The drill bit snaps off in her arm, denying the bot the use of it as a weapon, but denying Hmr the use of her arm.

Pbj's laser whines in a very disturbing way as he fires it. once again, the little rings that are supposed to tell him how many more shots he has left completely fail to light up. Perhaps it's this noise, perhaps it's how similar it is to the one that the laser which blew up made, but Pbj is startled enough to miss completely.


The camera crew just keeps filming.
Hmr-R wrestles with the bot : 4 hit(S4M) Bot is impaired.

Tet-R does nothing

Lol-R Does nothing, but that's because of his wound level

Pbj-R Fires his pistol: 16 miss.

The Warscrubber tries to fend HMR-R off with a power drill: 8 hit, maimed (Snafued next round (no action) one limb (Left arm) useless, cannot spend perversity on self)

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Re: The Fit hits the Shan

Post by DoomulusPrime » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:00 am

LOL-R-SKT lies on the ground with his head pressed to the floor of the chamber, and looks to see where his leg flew to... he's going to need that later.

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Re: The Fit hits the Shan

Post by pygmaelion » Mon Feb 01, 2010 9:19 pm

Seeing LOL-R-SKT's sassy new summer look (with one jumpsuit leg shortened to match his fancy amputation), PBJ-R-TYM can't help but feel sympathy for his fallen citizen.

"Protect the citizens of Alpha Complex from subversion and poor performance ratings!" JOE-R-BOCOP announces loudly, breaking off his laser attack in favor of moving over to LOL-R-SKT.

"Fire this at the enemy while I move you to a safer position. Oh, and shout if you find your leg."

PBJ drops his laser pistol into the hands of LOL-R-SKT, and attempts to pick him up into a modified fireman's carry.

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Re: The Fit hits the Shan

Post by DoomulusPrime » Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:05 am

"Ihlagluh!" LOL-R-SKT remark intelligently as he points the laser pistol at his own leg. Talking is rather difficult in a fireman's carry...

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