Mission 1

[pygmaelion]

PBJ-R-TYM, unamused at the grabiness of his team members, indicates the box of toothpicks on the table.

"These appear to be tooth-cleaning implements, but they are no doubt superior in some way. Who can resist clean teeth? No one... resistance is futile."

Looking back up at the remainder of his squad, and then turns to their hosts.

"Please, feel free to begin your presentation... we will ~ahem~ be happy to stop chewing on your products and allow you to proceed."

[Bitom]

The Citizen who brought the troubleshooters in on the demo nods to Pbj. "Fire and forget picks... like toothpicks, but automatic! Great for hygiene during combat situations!" Then his boss speaks up, looking at the two troubleshooters who have already picked up items. Well, I know troubleshooters love to test R&D equipment, so I'll let them do the demo's themselves. All of this equipment should be foolproof."

The Jackobot does not respond to Lol-R. it appears to be switched off.

[pygmaelion]

Gently picking up the box of toothpicks, PBJ-R-TYM announces.

"Don't Let this Happen to YOU!"

Then, poffering the toothpicks in his left hand, highly visible to all watching he says "Excuse me, Citizen, but there is an object obstructing the view of your teeth... I would remove it, but both you and it appear to be Green Clearance."

Daintily removing a toothpick from the box, and offering it to Marco-G-Bud, he continues.

"Thanks to Fire-And-Forget picks, there is no reason for me to violate your personal space..."

PBJ-R-TYM flicks the toothpick at Marco-G-Bud.

[JohnnyWeird]

Slowly donning the boots - in deference to his disability - Tet-R feels more aerodynamic and swift. An experimental walk around the room may help determine the truth of this feeling.

Action

testing the boots, also examining the room as a whole.

[Cattywumpus]

Wolvegirl runs around the room in circles with the propeller hat to see if the propeller will turn when she does.

[Bitom]

Wolvegirl runs around like an idiot until the Blue-clearance exec yells at her to "Stop being stupid and demo the product." The other blue citizen is also glaring at her.

Tet-R puts on the boots and starts walking, and suddenly, he's running! With only the effort of a calm stroll, he's moving at top speed. It's hard to keep his balance, though, and down he goes. But that doesn't stop the boots, they just drag him on and keep running until they hit a wall and stop.

OOC

Tet-R is now Wounded: Cannot spend perversity on self until further notice.

Pbj-R sees that each pick has a squeeze bulb at one end, squeezes it, and hurls it at citizen Marco-G-BUD. it immediatly homes in on the Citizens face and starts... cleaning! Yes! they actually work! It's a good thing that the man was smiling, though!

[Cattywumpus]

Wolvegirl says, "Aaaroo?" and cautiously puts the hat on Lol-r's head.

[pygmaelion]

"And there you have it... another fine product from...."

PBJ looks down to inspect the manufacturer's stamp on the box...

"Uh, these guys"

Placing the toothpick box down on the table, PBJ avails himself of the whistle.

"Let's say you have a rather unattentive citizen who can't seem to figure out what's going on..."

As HMR-R-TYM flails around attempting to bedeck LOL-R-SKT with the beanie, he continues " simply blow this attractive auditory stimulator, aand..."

Action

Point the whistle right at HMR-R-TYM and TWEEEEEEEEET!

[JohnnyWeird]

Picking himself up from the floor, Tet-R finds himself battered in a most undignified fashion. Now adjusted to the boots, he attempts to determine how to control them by running around at deliberately top speed.

[Bitom]

OOC

3 days and more on Doom

Encountering no resistance from Lol-R, Hmr-R places the turboprop Beanie on his head.

Pbj-R blows the whistle as hard as he can, but no sound comes out... none that he can hear. Before his confusion can get the best of him, though, the R&D citizen supplies an explanation: "That's a Bot Decoy. Makes bots more likely to respond positively to you."