We be Goblins! - So you want to be a Hero?

Had enough of honor and heroism? Wann kick ass down low and dirty? Well then look no further than the Goblins of the Licktoad Tribe. The Licktoads are in search of a stach of hidden Fireworks cause burning stuff down is what Licktoads do best! Four of their most courageous heroes must head out and find the Fireworks to burn down the evil Longshanks!

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Re: We be Goblins! - The old Witch!

Post by mackaber » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:11 pm

Mogmursh turns and sees the gigantic frog bounding in his direction. Without second doubts he chucks his last flask of Alchemists fire at the beast and hits it right in it's ugly over sized face the flames licking at it's reptilian skin.
Attack roll 20 yeah hit... for 4 dmg. Reflex save to avoid damage next round 9 fail.
Lord Longtongue -17
Cuddles -6
Vorka -12
Poog -1/11
Reta -9/13
Chuffy -8/11
Mog 12/12
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Post by Eanwulf » Fri Dec 30, 2011 3:54 am

Mogmurch cackles with delight. "Burn joo nasty beast!" he cries. "Me gonna eats joo legs when they done cooking!" The smelly goblin then proceeds to try and tenderize the meat with his club.
Try to melee a round whilst the spells are still up. Shield lasts 1 minute, Mutagen is 10 minutes.
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Re: We be Goblins! - The old Witch!

Post by mackaber » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:27 pm

The burning frog lunges forward to take a massive bite out of Mogmursh. It almost swallows him whole but he manages to wrigle free of the pain wreathing creature. Just as he wants to give it a good clubbing the frog emits a high pitched screetch and it seems the fire has bested the reptilian. Mogmursh then raises his club to cave in it's head for good measure.

Now heavily bleeding Mogmursh has a decision to make...
Lontongues attack 24 hit for 8 damage.
Fire damage 5-->0 hp alchemists fire killed it.
Lord Longtongue -22 -->dying
Cuddles -6
Vorka -12
Poog -1/11
Reta -9/13
Chuffy -8/11
Mog 4/12
Okay that means shield will be up after this round. Not sure who picked up the potions of CMWs that were going around but you also still have a potion of fire breathing from the dare.
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Post by Eanwulf » Fri Dec 30, 2011 1:34 pm

Howling equally as loud in triumph, Mogmurch quickly bashes the dying frog's head in with his club and gobbles down a healing extract. His wounds still closing, he ponders going back and trying to finish off the wounded witch.
Drink healing extract and sneak back to the border of the treeline to see if anything is going on top deck.
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Post by mackaber » Fri Dec 30, 2011 2:18 pm

As Mogmursh howls in victory he can make out a cry of agony from the deck of the ship. It seems a piece of Vorka has died right there. Mogmursh then takes a deep drink of a healing brew but obviously he did something wrong when concocting it as it merely stops the bleeding but there is still a massive wound in his side. He quickly scuttles into the bushes to scout what's going on on the ship but it's too far away for him to make out what the cannibal is up to.
healing extract heals 2--> bummer
Cuddles -6
Vorka -12
Poog -1/11
Reta -9/13
Chuffy -8/11
Mog 6/12
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Post by Eanwulf » Fri Dec 30, 2011 5:52 pm

Mog frowns at the crappy healing extract. "Must have left the top off too long." the goblin grumbles. An evil smile then overcomes his face as he hears Madame Vorka cry out in agony. "Har har!" he chuckles. "Mog gots joo familiar!" Be it a sense of loyalty to his fallen companions or simply a case of stubborn pride, Mog gradually feels compelled to return to the ruined shipwreck and try to exact some revenge! Quaffing as many potions as he can along the way, the deranged little alchemist scurries his way bouncingly along back to the wreck where he then begins to look for something to burn!
Can we say potion time? Think I only had the one healing extract. Oh well. Quaff the potions of Bear's Endurance and Bull's Strength that I looted. Then a Jump extract and finally the potion of Fire Breath as I near the ship and begin to make my way on board. It's payback time!

The plan is to jump up top as quickly as I can and blow the witch bitch away with my fire breath!
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Re: We be Goblins! - The old Witch!

Post by mackaber » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:12 pm

Some moments later a completly drugged out little Goblin uses his super powers to jump aboard the ship's deck. But all he finds there is an ugly mutt of a dog licking it's wounds!
His companions are nowhere to be found only Chuffy's trusty Twangerang lies discarded amidst a puddle of blood.
You and cuddles face to face I guess this counts as a surprise round so your standard action. Doggy is 10 feet away!

Wow that elixir of fire breath is some powerful shit!
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Post by Eanwulf » Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:35 pm

"BALZAC!"chortles Mogmurch mirthfully as he leaps unto the wooden deck and begins to breathe flame upon the wounded dog. "BALZAC! BALZAC BALZAC!" Once done roasting the mangy mutt, Mog then turns his attentions to the cabin at the top of the boat. "VORKA!!!" the hero then cries aloud, his mouth still belching smoke and flame. "TIME TO DIE!!!"
Mmmm char-broiled doggie!
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Re: We be Goblins! - The old Witch!

Post by mackaber » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:40 pm

Mogmursh the evil opens his mouth and a gout of flame spits forward engulfing poor cuddles. The ugly dog is well torched but it could duck quickly enough that Mogmursh could only singe of it's ears and the fur of it's back it looks in trulybad shape. Mogmursch will have to decide how to bring down the doggie before he deals with the witch bitch!
Flame breath for 15 damage reflex save for half 21 sucess cudlles takes 8 and is at -14 but apparently still alive. 2 more spouts of flame remaing. Time for clubbing?
Mog 17 Cuddles 4
Cuddles -6
Vorka -12
Poog -1/11
Reta -9/13
Chuffy -8/11
Mog 6/12
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Re: We be Goblins! - The old Witch!

Post by Eanwulf » Fri Dec 30, 2011 7:48 pm

Mogmurch roars with frustration, "MRARGH!" Now juiced up on every elixir he can think of, the frustrated goblin then begins to play a most sinister game of WHACK-A-MOLE with Cuddles the fire-burned mongrel.
Yeah one round of clubbing to see how well these potions work!
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