MSPaint Dwarf Quest 4000!
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Borgrund goes to the wreckage.
Borgrund says in his Bossiest way,"Alraight. Anybody in thier come out naw!"
Borgrund says in his Bossiest way,"Alraight. Anybody in thier come out naw!"
++?????++ Out of Cheese Error. Redo From Start.
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BORGRUND hikes up his anti-gravity knickers and waddles down the hill to the smoking green ship wreckage. He pounds on the door and gives a few select bon mots, but nothing responds from the other side.Cattywumpus wrote:Borgrund goes to the wreckage.
Borgrund says in his Bossiest way,"Alraight. Anybody in thier come out naw!"
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BORGRUND presses the red button on the panel next to the door.
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With not a further thought in his mind, BORGRUND presses the red, candy-like button on the console:Hayabusa wrote:BORGRUND presses the red button on the panel next to the door.
The rest of this ship's functionality, if it exists, happens to elude you at the moment. If only you had some kind of advanced scanning device...
Suddenly, a viewscreen lights up with a strange, arcane symbol. It prompts, nay beckons, a closer investigation..
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Torgun screams, "Ack! I love me alien ships!" The dwarf scientitst begins to type and hit all kinds of alien keys over and over randomly until something comes up on the big screen other than an "!"
"I need me some ale! One of these must be the drink dispenser."
"I need me some ale! One of these must be the drink dispenser."
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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TORGUN does the Dwarven Thing and starts messing with alien technology at random! He hears a hiss and a click in another part of the ship.Vardaen wrote:Torgun screams, "Ack! I love me alien ships!" The dwarf scientitst begins to type and hit all kinds of alien keys over and over randomly until something comes up on the big screen other than an "!"
"I need me some ale! One of these must be the drink dispenser."
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"Oh hi there!" Borgrund waves at what is obvioulsy an alien video camera, cause no self respecting alien would have saturn like rings around their laser guns, I mean the sterotype would just be so insulting. Waving the dwarf command shouts, "Hey! I need some ale, let me in!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
J.R.R. Tolkien, Council of Elrond, The Fellowship of the Ring
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BORGRUND waves! The alien ship stands unmoved by the heroic explorer's entreaty for ale, apparently.Vardaen wrote:"Oh hi there!" Borgrund waves at what is obvioulsy an alien video camera, cause no self respecting alien would have saturn like rings around their laser guns, I mean the sterotype would just be so insulting. Waving the dwarf command shouts, "Hey! I need some ale, let me in!"