Yeah, okay so who is the leader, just replace my HISTORICALLY FACTUAL use of Nichols II with whatever clown you being ruled by. I'll edit.
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"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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EvilMonkey wrote:The Moscow Sun
Successor Found for Empty Throne
Today, amidst the tumultuous applause of his loyal subjects, Tzar Dmitri Zloĭ-Obezʹyana assumed the throne of his predecessor, Tzar Nicholas II. Which has been empty ever since his fateful sailing trip to the black sea with his family, three short months ago. As you are all aware, the ship was reported to be firing distress rockets two days into the trip. The ship was claimed by the sea along with most of the passangers. However an exhaustive search turned up a single survivor of the royal line, Grand Duchess Olga Nikolaevna whom describes the night as "A horrific ordeal."
According to anonymous sources, men in dark uniforms borded the ship shortly after nightfall and proceeded to kill everyone onboard before attempting to scuttle it. The rescue fleet (led by none other than the now Tzar himself) conducted a thorough search but could find no trace of the filthy murdering dogs. The Grand Duchess, despite her tragic loss, has seen fit to announce her engagement to the now Tzar, stating: "He saved me, he has shown me compassion, and I know that my wellbeing is first on his mind. I love him dearly."
For details on the upcoming royal wedding turn to page 3...
Reposted for the pleasure of the viewing public. My first news post which was formerly in the game opening's thread.
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German Chancellor warns of border disputes
[Stuttgart] Today the Chancellor, Hans Stahlstark, spoke to a large crowd of people who gathered to hear one of his famous speeches. One of the main points of his concerns are the open hostilities between Germany's European neighbors. Wondering who this so-called "terrorists" are and if may be the same state terrorism that has been known as the Reign of Terror in France. However, he the Chancellor also warned any other state not to cross Germany's borders with military forces as retaliation will be swift and brutal. "If anyone, and I mean anyone dares to claim the land of the German people, then I will personally stomp into their capital and kick their defeated leader in the ass in front of their own population before I turn their land into a barren wasteland," said Chancellor Stahlstartk. At the end of his speech he turned West and together with anyone gathered he performed a magnificent bras d'honneur.
German Chancellor warns of border disputes
[Stuttgart] Today the Chancellor, Hans Stahlstark, spoke to a large crowd of people who gathered to hear one of his famous speeches. One of the main points of his concerns are the open hostilities between Germany's European neighbors. Wondering who this so-called "terrorists" are and if may be the same state terrorism that has been known as the Reign of Terror in France. However, he the Chancellor also warned any other state not to cross Germany's borders with military forces as retaliation will be swift and brutal. "If anyone, and I mean anyone dares to claim the land of the German people, then I will personally stomp into their capital and kick their defeated leader in the ass in front of their own population before I turn their land into a barren wasteland," said Chancellor Stahlstartk. At the end of his speech he turned West and together with anyone gathered he performed a magnificent bras d'honneur.
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us."
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"TURKISH TRIBUNE"
Peace Talks Fail
Emir Tootsie Baba declared that his quest for a peaceful resolution to the european dilema a failure. Troops gathered on the Bulgarian border to ensure the leaders of the foreign nations be given free passage to their respective homelands. Warning that war could destroy the european economic stability.
In other news. The Turkish salt fleets proudly announced the completion of the armored salt barge "Cristo". The finest ship built to date to be launched in the spring from its Ankara anchorage...
Emir Tootsie Baba declared that his quest for a peaceful resolution to the european dilema a failure. Troops gathered on the Bulgarian border to ensure the leaders of the foreign nations be given free passage to their respective homelands. Warning that war could destroy the european economic stability.
In other news. The Turkish salt fleets proudly announced the completion of the armored salt barge "Cristo". The finest ship built to date to be launched in the spring from its Ankara anchorage...
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"TURKISH TRIBUNE"
War Delayed
Emir Tootsie Baba today blamed the european conflict on the French and Austrian nobility's inability to read. Saying, "Perhaps if there were more literacy abroad, military action would be a moot point". Fearing that perhaps it may be contagious since the austrian heiress to the throne has developed the same crippling disability. The turkish leader has sent three scholars to teach his lesser european cousins...
Emir Tootsie Baba today blamed the european conflict on the French and Austrian nobility's inability to read. Saying, "Perhaps if there were more literacy abroad, military action would be a moot point". Fearing that perhaps it may be contagious since the austrian heiress to the throne has developed the same crippling disability. The turkish leader has sent three scholars to teach his lesser european cousins...
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