Obvious Billboards
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Obvious Billboards
Comic Eugene Mirman has a great skit about obvious things that are said and sound well, just plain stupid.
He goes on to make up some of his own, my favorite of which is:
"Try not to wake up on fire!"
Anyone got any obvious sayings out there?
This link is to the comics myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... id=1101442
He goes on to make up some of his own, my favorite of which is:
"Try not to wake up on fire!"
Anyone got any obvious sayings out there?
This link is to the comics myspace page:
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu ... id=1101442
7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.
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Everyday I leave work, the moron that sits next to me, instead of saying Good-bye says:
"Don't die."
"Don't die."
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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haha ...
"Kings have no friends, only subjects and enemies."
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
- King Stannis Baratheon, First of His Name
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I also like:
"If you start a band, don't name it Huey Lewis and the News, there already is a band called that!"
"If you start a band, don't name it Huey Lewis and the News, there already is a band called that!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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New one
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, maybe it won't taste good."
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, maybe it won't taste good."
7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea.
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I think the Mabye part can be taken out...
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, it won't taste good."
"If you go into the woods, don't get eaten by bears!"
"If the beverage advertises itself as a mix of tomato and clam juice, it won't taste good."
"If you go into the woods, don't get eaten by bears!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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No one has ever run from a frog.... - Mitch Hedberg. different comic, totally obvious.
I agree. the maybe can be taken out. Though i learned that the launch of Chelado's was made with a FOUNTAIN of beerclamato! ~shuddders~ yes.. an unending supply that you can refill your glass from over and over...
I agree. the maybe can be taken out. Though i learned that the launch of Chelado's was made with a FOUNTAIN of beerclamato! ~shuddders~ yes.. an unending supply that you can refill your glass from over and over...
We will find this f-ing troll, and kill it's f-ing ass.
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"Eating Glass is Bad!"
"He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom." - Gandalf
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Don't Set Fire To Your Own Pants, Burn Wards Suck!
Here, you hold this jar of acid and the rattlesnake. I've got to hop on the unicycle and get this chainsaw revved up.